We Like 'em Fat and White...

First off, I applaud Denny's for publishing all their nutritional information. More restaurants should do this. I'm not sure why this is so hard. Anyway, so tonight we spent about 30 minutes prep work as usual figuring how we could satisfy our breakfast food craving. We could have a yummy grand slam (17 points) if we got egg beaters and sugar free syrup (13 points total). No problemo, you say?

Well, here's a free piece of advice: don't go to Denny's on Sunday night and expect things to work as they should.

Me: I'll have the grand slam please. With egg beaters.

Stupid whore/waitress: Like, we have a new manager and he doesn't order what he doesn't know. So, like, we don't have those.

Me: (recalcing my points in my head) Uh, okay. Just the regular eggs then. And I'll need the sugar free maple syrup.

Stupid whore: I'm pretty sure we don't have that either. Did I tell you about my manager?

Can you say "flex points?" Thanks for nothing, Lenny's.